Ashes, Pieces, and the Highly Unanticipated Return of Gibberish.

Look who’s back, rising from the ashes
of whatever’s left of his abandoned blog?

Well, you got that right…it’s ME. Hahaha! Sorry, I honestly can’t think of something better to start this post that would best explain, or at least explain in one way or so, how I’ve been away from my sad, sad world of a blog for the past few weeks.

Hmmm…let me think of a good excuse here. Um, I guess I just had to put the pieces of my life together, and have some “ME-time” after the bliss of events that happened last May. In other words, I felt the dire need to give attention to many details in my life, and take control over the things that I have neglected or had no control of before. Oh, and blame it on the lack of creative juices ’cause I think they went on vacation too…or, or, they got burned together with the unnecessary body fat that I substantially lost during my “ME-time”. Heheh. Whatever. Like, do I even need to explain myself? Heck, I don’t think somebody or someone even missed me or anything about this blog as I went away. After all, does anyone even read half of what I write in this miserable space of mine? I don’t think so. Haha! (Will you cut the crap, Raymond?! Stop talking rubbish. That’s the reason why nobody reads even half of what you write. Am I going crazy? Talking to myself like this? Is this normal? Ermmm, I guess not.)

Well, this post just speaks of one thing in its entirety. And whatever it is, you got it right again…or you did not, because I’m insanely twisted and you were not able to see or predict where I was heading to. So setting my gibberish writing tendencies aside…I just wanted to say that yeah, for the love of shameless self-broadcasting:

Woo-hoo! Now tell me, isn’t this fun?! Hahaha!

Next Up: “Excuses, Excuses and More Excuses!”