Self-O-Rama!

The Crazy Guy Who Owns This Blog

Oh, hullo there. I’d like to introduce myself, if you’ll allow me. Well, since this is my site…I presume that you’re allowing me to do so. Whatever. Craziness! Haha. Anyways, I’m Raymond Carlos Abagat - a 19 year old freakazoid raised up in Manila until I was 10 (er, was it 11? I’m one confused guy! Sorry. Hahaha!), flew to Palawan a year after, and have resided with my parents here in the so-called “Last Frontier” since then. I am currently a FRESH GRADUATE struggling with all the demands of this gy-normous board game called LIFE, doing what it takes to finally HAVE A LIFE, and trying my best not to die of cerebral hemorrhage, congestive heart failure and leprosy because those three things that I have mentioned are too morbid for me to die with. Hah! Kidding aside, I would like to tell you guys that I’m just a kid and life is a nightmare. I’m just a kid, I know that it’s not fair. Nobody cares ’cause I’m alone in a world that’s having more fun than me…tonight. Ugh, I can’t believe I’m typing all of these cheesy crap right here. By now, I suppose that you have already proven how much of a freak I really am judging by what I have stated in this thing. To tell you honestly, I am really an alien who came from a faraway planet (because all the life forms there were too much to handle), who rode a space capsule which landed on Earth, who took the form of a human fetus, who crept inside my “Earth mother’s umbilicus”, and who grew up to be the quote-weird person-unquote that I am now. In short, kamag-anak ko si Kokey. And I’m really happy, and er…um…serious about it. Hahahaha! So that’s it.

Sorry, this is the best ‘about me’ description of myself that I can come up with. I think you’re satisfied enough with this. And if you’re not? Well, I don’t care if you’re not. This is my blog, so whatever.

If you have reached and stood up with me up to this last part, I’d like to say thank you for doing that. Then again, that makes me wonder if you’re also an alien who came from the same faraway planet where I came from, who also rode a space capsule which landed on Earth, who also took the form of a human fetus, who also crept inside your own “Earth mother’s umbilicus”, and who also grew up to be the quote-weird person-unquote that you are now. And I think you are. As the saying goes, “Birds of the same feather flock together”. But we’re neither birds, nor do we have any feathers. So again, whatever. Hah!

More Deets

Name :	Raymond Carlos Abagat
Nick Name :	Monmon, Monski, Monerx, Tamon
Birthdate :	August 14, 1989
Birthplace :	Pasay City, Manila
Current Location :	Puerto Princesa City, Palawan
Eye Color :	Brown
Hair Color :	Black
Height :	6″2
Weight :	220 lbs
Piercings :	None.
Tatoos :	None.
Boyfriend/Girlfriend :	Na-a. Em SINGLE!
Overused Phrase :	“Kamusta naman yun!”
Favorites
Food :	Thai, Filipino, Vietnamese, Fastfood!
Pub/Disc/Restaurant :	Noodle Planet
Candy :	Toblerone, Hershey’s, Mentos
Number :	14
Color :	Brown
Animal :	Dogs, Dolphins
Drink :	Green Mango Shake
Body Part on Opposite sex :	Eyes
Perfume :	Pure Passion (Haha!)
TV Show :	Grey’s Anatomy, Samantha Who?, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, How I Met Your Mother, and many more…
Music Album :	The Fray’s How to Save a Life
Movie :	The Harry Potter Series; Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe; Pokemon Movies; The Incredibles; Cars; Meet the Robinsons; Shrek 2; Happy Feet; The Simpsons Movie; Roman Holiday; Schindler’s List; Life is Beautiful (La Vita è bella); I Am Sam; Without A Paddle; National Treasure; Wild Hogs; American Dreamz; Scary Movie 1; Spiderman 2; House of Wax; The Pacifier; Silent Hill; Friday Night Lights; Drumline; The Producers; Beneath; Curious George; Knocked Up; Blades of Glory; Enchanted; Juno; Sydney White; Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium; SUPERBAD; Bridge to Terabithia, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, 200 Pound Beauty; You Don’t Mess with the Zohan, The Love Guru, WANTED + many others..
This or That
Pepsi or Coke :	PEPSI
McDonalds or BurgerKing :	McDo!
Chocolate or Vanilla	Choco
Hot Chocolate or Coffee :	Coffee
Kiss or Hug :	Kiss?
Dog or Cat :	Dog
Rap or Punk :	Punk
Summer or Winter :	Both
Scary Movies or Funny Movies :	Both
Love or Money :	Pwede both?
My…
Bedtime :	Anytime.
Most Missed Memory :	High School
Best phyiscal feature :	Eyes?
First Thought Waking Up :	Thank you Lord for the new day.
Ambition :	To be successful in my endeavors and live a stable life.
Best Friends :	Francis, Twins, 7Corps
Weakness :	Cute Babies!
Fears :	Anything that crawls.
Longest relationship :	Relationship with my family! 19 years and counting na. Haha!
HAVE YOU…
Cheated Your Partner :	Duh.
Ever been beaten up :	Nah.
Ever beaten someone up :	Can’t ‘member.
In a Girl…
Favorite Eye Color :	Blue and Green! Brown will do too.
Favorite Hair Color :	Black
Short or Long :	Long
Looks or Personality :	Syempre Personality!
Randoms
What country do you want to Visit :	Singapore, Italy and France
How do you want to Die :	Suddenly. Yung walang hirap.
Been to the Mall Lately :	Not yet.
Get along with your Parents :	Yeah.
Health Freak :	Not really but I should be, ’cause I am under the profession.
Do you think your Attractive :	Huh? Sure!
Believe in Yourself :	Sort of.
Want to go to College :	I’m in college you idiot!
Do you Smoke :	Nope.
Do you Drink :	In minute amounts, occasionally.
Shower Daily :	Yeah.
Been in Love :	Kinda.
Do you Sing :	Yes. A lot!
Want to get Married :	Now, oh sure! Haha.
Do you want Children :	Yes, I do.
Hate anyone :	YES!!!